4/17/2023 0 Comments Mafia 2 ride modJoe s Adventures is a DLC about Joe Barbaro.It occurred to me that if ever a bunch of domestic terrorists come hunting me I can turn to my cousins up in Upstate, South Carolina.That’s because while my particular limb of the Whitten family shrub has tended toward the runty side, my extended family has some serious girth to it.I have various degrees of cousins up around Clemson and beyond, some of whom (or is it who?) are the size of snack vending machines, and one of who (or is it whom?) used to have to take the bench seats out of his pickups in order to fit inside.Yep. He replaced them with lawnchairs, and drove around like that for a while, cruising around Clemson on a lawnchair. It was one of the dangdest things I ever saw. He kind of reminded me of one of those giant bears they train to ride tricycles, except he was in a Dodge. Which reminds me of a story.Some years back I was at an aunt’s house up there and one of my then-unmarried giant cousins living at home told me to come into his room and have a seat so we could catch up on family goings on while he played Grand Theft Auto or something.His room was like my office, a tad cluttered.
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